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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Žena Hledám A Muž
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Sebe bych popsal(a) jako
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
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Beran
Vzhled a situace
Má postava je
Normální
Má výška je
1,55 m
Barva mých očí
Hnědá
Můj původ je
Běloch/běloška
Můj rodinný stav je
Singl
Mám děti
Ne
Chci děti
Nejsem si jist(a)
Mou nejlepší částí je
Vlasy
Body Art
Piercing...ale pouze na uších, Líhnutí/šrafování
Barva mých vlasů
Tmavě hnědá
Mám jedno nebo více z uvedených
Kočka
Ochotný/ochotná se přestěhovat
Ano
Stav
Má úroveň vzdělání je
Nějaká výška
Můj současný stav zaměstnání je
Na plný úvazek
Mé zaměření je
Prodej / Marketing
Název mého zaměstnání je
Customer Care Rep
To si vydělám za rok
$15,000USD až $29,999USD
Žiji
S domácími mazlíčky
Doma
Přátelé občas přijdou
Jsem kuřák
Ne
Piji
Ne
Osobnost
Na střední škole jsem byl/a
Klaun třídy
Mé společenské chování je
Hlasité, Anti-společenské, Komické, Zvláštní
Mé zájmy a koníčky jsou
Cvičení, Umění a řemesla, Hudba, Filmy, Internet, Hry, Stravování, Náboženství / spiritualita, Cestování, Dobrovolnictví, Počítače
Má představa skvěle stráveného času je
Potloukat se s přáteli, Vyzkoušet nové věci, Filmy, Spát, Převlékat si šaty, Hraní video her, Jít do muzea
Ideální první rande by bylo
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Vždy jsem chtěl/a vyzkoušet
The above.
Moji přátelé mě popisují jako
Potížista, Temný, Potrhlý
Názory
Má denominace je
Jiné
Navštěvuji bohoslužby
Jednou týdně
Můj životní cíl je
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Můj smysl humoru je
Suchý / sarkastický, Potrhlý, Sadistický
Chuť
V TV vždy sleduji
Kreslené filmy/seriály, Dokumenty, Drama
Když se dívám na filmy, vždy sleduji
Akční, Komedie, Animované
Když poslouchám hudbu, pak vždy poslouchám
Rock, Pop
Když čtu, tak nejraději čtu
Autobiografie, Biografie, Zdravotní, Náboženské
Má představa zábavy je
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Hledám
Co považuješ za atraktivní?
Inteligenci, Dobrý vzhled, Humor, Skvělé dovednosti, Troufalost, Spontánnost, Koketnost, Důvtip, Ohleduplnost
Co hledáš?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
Jaký typ vztahu hledáš?
Odevzdaný/á