Feeder of tacos, pourer of coffee
johnmooney
Brandon, Florida | Man Seeking A Woman
Basic Information
First name
John
I Would Describe Myself As
I'll feed you tacos, pour you a cup of coffee, tell you, "You're pretty," properly use the Oxford Comma, make you laugh, write out full texts, and be fluent in Chandler Bing sarcasm.
Christian
Conversation Carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
2 Adult Spawns
Christian
Conversation Carrier
Dad Joke Level: Zenith
Dad Bod Level: Peak
2 Adult Spawns
Sign
Scorpio
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Average
My Height Is
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian