No more clones!
jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Жена тражим мушкарца
Основни подаци
Мој опис
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Хороскопски знак
Ован
Изглед и стање
Моје грађа
Просечна
Висина
155 цм
Боја очију
Смеђa
Раса
Белац/Белкиња
Брачно стање
Сингл
Имам децу
Не
Желим децу
Нисам сигуран/сигурна
Моја најбоља карактеристика
Коса
Телесна обележја
Минђуша/минђуше, Ожиљци
Боја косе
Тамно смеђа
Имам
Пас
Спреман/Спремна за селидбу
Да
Статус
Образовни ниво
Факултет, али га нисам завршио/завршила
Мој радни однос
Пуно радно време
Моја струка
Продаја/Маркетинг
Назив мог радног места
Customer Care Rep
Мој годишњи приход
$15.000USD до $29.999USD
Живим
Кућним љубимцем/љубимцима
Код куће
Понекад ми дођу пријатељи
Пушим
Не
Пијем
Не
Личност
У средњој школи био/била сам
Кловн у разреду
У друштву сам
Гласан/гласна, Нисам друштвен(а), Занимљив(а), Чудан/чудна
Моја интересовања и хобији
Вежбање/Тренирање, Уметност и занат, Музика, Филмове, Интернет, Игре, Вечере, Религија/Духовност, Путовања, Волонтирање, Рачунари
Како замишљам провод
Дружење с пријатељима, Волим да испробавам нове ствари, Биоскоп, Спавање, Облачење, Игре, Посета музеју
Мој савршен први састанак
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Одувек сам желео/желела да
The above.
Моји пријатељи кажу да сам
Волим да изазивам невоље, Чудан/чудна, Блесав/блесава
Погледи/Животни ставови
Моја вероисповест:
Остало
Идем у цркву
Једном недељно
Мој животни циљ
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Мој смисао за хумор
Сиров/саркастичан, Блесав/блесава, Садистички
Укус
На ТВ-у увек гледам
Цртане филмове, Документарце, Драме
У биоскопу увек гледам
Акције, Комедије, Анимиране филмове
Увек слушам
Рок, Поп
Увек читам
Аутобиографије, Биографије, Здравствене, Религија
Како замишљам добру забаву
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Тражим
Шта Вас привлачи?
Интелигенција, Изглед, Смисао за хумор, Вештине, Одважност, Спонтаност, Флертовање, Домишљатост, Брижљивост
Шта тражите?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
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