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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Frau Suche eine/n Mann
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Ich würde mich selbst beschreiben als
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
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Erscheinung & Situation
Mein Körpertyp ist
Durchschnittlich
Meine Größe ist
5' 1 (1.55 m)
Meine Augen sind
Braun
Meine Herkunft ist
Kaukasisch
Mein Familienstand ist
Single
Ich habe Kinder
Nein
Ich möchte Kinder
Nicht sicher
Meine beste Eigenschaft ist
Haare
Körperkunst
Gepierct... Aber nur die Ohren, Vernarbt
Mein Haar ist
Dunkelbraun
Ich habe ein oder mehrere folgende Haustiere
Katze
Bereit umzuziehen
Ja
Status
Mein Ausbildungsgrad ist
Teilweise Hochschule
Mein derzeitiges Dienstverhältnis ist
Vollzeit
Meine Spezialität ist
Verkauf / Marketing
Mein Job-Titel ist
Customer Care Rep
Ich verdiene im Jahr so viel
$15,000USD bis $29,999USD
Ich lebe
Mit Haustier(en)
Zuhause
Freunde kommen gelegentlich vorbei
Ich bin Raucher
Nein
Ich trinke
Nein
Persönlichkeit
In der Hauptschule war ich
Klassenclown
Mein soziales Verhalten ist
Laut, Anti-Sozial, Comedian, Eigenartig
Meine Interessen und Hobbys sind
Trainieren, Kunst & Handwerk, Musik, Filme, Internet, Spiele, Essen gehen, Religion/Spiritualität, Reisen, Ehrenamtliche Arbeit, Computer
Meine Vorstellung einer tollen Zeit ist
Mit Freunden ausgehen, Versuche neue Dinge, Filme, Schlafen, Sich aufstylen, Videospiele spielen, In ein Museum gehen
Ein ideales erstes Date wäre
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Ich wollte immer schon versuchen
The above.
Meine Freunde beschreiben mich als
Störenfried, Mysteriös, Albern
Ansichten
Meine Konfession ist
Andere
Ich besuche Gottesdienste
Einmal pro Woche
Mein Ziel im Leben ist
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Mein Art Humor ist
Trocken / Sarkastisch, Albern, Sadistisch
Geschmack
Im Fernsehen sehe ich mir Folgendes gerne an
Cartoons, Dokumentationen, Dramen
Wenn ich ins Kino gehe, sehe ich immer
Action, Comedy, Animation
Wenn ich mir Musik anhöre, höre ich immer
Rock, Pop
Wenn ich lese, lese ich immer
Auto-Biografie, Biografie, Gesundheit, Religiös
Meine Vorstellung von Spaß ist
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
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Was findest du attraktiv?
Intelligenz, Gutes Aussehen, Humor, Tolle Fähigkeiten, Kühnheit, Spontanität, Flirtwillig, Esprit, Nachdenklich
Wonach suchst du?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
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