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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Kobieta Szukam Mężczyzna
Podstawowe Informacje
Widzę siebie jako osobę
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Znak
Baran
Wygląd & Sytuacja
Mój typ budowy
Przeciętny
Mój wzrost
5' 1 (155 cm)
Moje Oczy Są
Brązowy
Moje pochodzenie
kaukaskie
Mój Stan Cywilny to
Samotny/ Single
Mam Dzieci
Nie
Chcę Mieć Dzieci
Nie Jestem Pewien
Moje Najlepsze Zalety To
Włosy
Budowa Ciała
Kolczyki.. Ale Tylko w Uszach, Blizny
Moje Włosy Są
Ciemny Brąz
Mam Jedną Lub Więcej Z Tych Rzeczy
Kot
Jestem Skłonny Do Przeprowadzki
Tak
Status
Mój Poziom Edukacji To
Studia Licencjackie
Mój Aktualny Stan Zatrudnienia To
Pełen Etat
Moja Specjalność To
Sprzedaż/Marketing
Mój Tytuł Zawodowy To
Customer Care Rep
Tyle Zarabiam Rocznie
od $15,000USD do $29,999USD
Mieszkam
Ze Zwierzętami
W Domu
Znajomi Odwiedzają Mnie Okazjonalnie
Jestem Palaczem
Nie
Piję Alkohol
Nie
Osobowość
W Liceum Byłem Uważany Za
Klasowy Klown
Moje Zachowanie Społeczne Jest
Głośny, Antyspołeczny, Żartowniś, Dziwna
Moje Zainteresowania I Hobby To
Ćwiczenia, Sztuka & Rękodzieło, Muzyka, Filmy, Internet, Gry, Posiłki, Religia/Duchowość, Podróże, Wolontariat, Komputery
Mój Pomysł Na Dobrze Spędzony Czas To
Spędzanie Czasu z Przyjaciółmi, Próbowanie Nowych Rzeczy, Filmy, Spanie, Zabawa w Przebieranki, Granie w Gry Komputerowe, Wyjście Do Muzeum
Idealna Pierwsza Randka To
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Zawsze Chciałem Spróbować
The above.
Moi Znajomi Opisują Mnie Jako Osobę
Kłopotliwy, Ponury, Zabawny
Poglądy
Moja Denominacja To
Inny
Uczęszczam w Nabożeństwach
Raz w Tygodniu
Mój Cel Życiowy To
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Mój Rodzaj Humoru To
Oschły/Sarkastyczny, Zabawny, Sadystyczny
Gust, Smak
W Telewizji Zawsze Oglądam
Kreskówki, Dokumentalne, Dramaty
Jak Idę Do Kina, To z Reguły Oglądam
Akcji, Komediowe, Animowane
Kiedy Słucham Muzyki, Zawsze Słucham
Rock, Pop
Gdy Czytam Zawsze Sięgam Po
Autobiograficzne, Biograficzne, Zdrowotne, Religijne
Mój Pomysł Na Rozrywkę To
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Szukam
Co Jest Dla Ciebie Atrakcyjne?
Inteligencja, Atrakcyjny Wygląd, Poczucie Humoru, Doskonałe Umiejętności, Śmiałość, Spontaniczność, Flirciarz, Dowcipny, Troskliwość
Czego Szukasz?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
Jakiego Szukasz Związku?
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