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jaymeeraine
North Hills, North Carolina | Kvinna Letar efter Man
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Jag skulle beskriva mig själv som
Dead babies.
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Wait, what? Well, that's what you get for trying to catch a date via the internet - creepos with dead babies.
If you're feeling a stabbing sense of injustice about now, you should probably just head on over to the next profile. Otherwise, continue onward for more hilaregies! A hilaregy is a hilarious tragedy. I made it up myself, just now. See? I'm funny AND intellectual!
Okay, I don't know. I just really didn't want to start off an online profile (which is kind of lame in and of itself...oh, come on, you know it is) with something like 'I like to laugh'. Just like I don't want to put 'air, water, and food' in my top three 'things I can't live without' below. No, not because I can live without air, water, or food, smartass. You know what I mean.
If you've even been able to keep up with anything I've said thus far (and I'm not complimenting my intelligence - again - here, but you'd be surprised at how slow on the uptake many kids are these days), congratulations, I guess. Now comes the part where I start talking about how I 'never know what to put in these things'...because really, I don't. Just like everybody else. No, my life goal isn't to become a non-conformist. I just feel boring, writing such things!
Stjärntecken
Väduren
Utseende & situation
Min kroppstyp är
Medelmåttig
Min längd är
153 cm
Mina ögon är
Bruna
Min etnicitet är
Kaukasisk
Mitt civilstånd är
Singel
Jag har barn
Nej
Jag vill ha barn
Osäker
Min bästa kroppsdel är
Hår
Kroppskonst
Hål… Men bara i öronen, Ärrad
Mitt hår är
Mörkbrunt
Jag har en eller flera av dessa
Katt
Villig att flytta
Ja
Status
Min utbildningsnivå är
Vissa universitetsstudier
Min nuvarande anställningsstatus är
Heltid
Min specialitet är
Försäljning / Marknad
Min arbetstitel är
Customer Care Rep
Jag tjänar så här mycket per år
Mellan 150 000 och 300 000 kronor
Jag bor
Med husdjur
Hemma
Vänner hälsar på då och då
Jag är rökare
Nej
Jag dricker
Nej
Personlighet
I skolan var jag
Klassens clown
Mitt beteende i sociala sammanhang är
Högljudd, Anti-social, Komiker, Konstig
Mina intressen och hobbies är
Motion, Konst & Hantverk, Musik, Filmer, Internet, Spel, Middag, Religion/Spiritualitet, Resor, Volontärarbete, Datorer
Att ha kul innebär för mig
Umgås med vänner, Prova nya saker, Bio, Sover, Leka maskerad, Spela videospel, Gå på museum
Den idealiska första dejten för mig skulle vara att
Running hand in hand from an army of elites bent on our destruction, stealing a hovercraft, and flying off into the sunset to watch fireworks.
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Points for catching the reference (NO, IT'S NOT FREAKING HALO D: SCREW HALO! )
Jag har alltid velat prova
The above.
Mina vänner tycker att jag är
Bråkstake, Obskyr, Tramsig
Åsikter
Mitt Samfund Är
Annat
Jag går i kyrkan
En gång i veckan
Mitt mål i livet är
To become a God-loving Power Ranger.
Min humor är
Torr / Sarkastisk, Tramsig, Sadistisk
Smak
På TV tittar jag alltid på
Tecknat, Dokumentärer, Drama
När jag går på bio ser jag alltid
Action, Komedier, Tecknat
När jag lyssnar på musik lyssnar jag alltid på
Rock, Pop
När jag läser föredrar jag följande:
Självbiografi, Biografi, Hälsa, Religiös
Det jag tycker är kul är
Playing video games, going out to dinner with friends (you know, when I'm not broke, which is never), drawing or creating stuff on the computer. Playing video games. Oh, what? You thought I was cool or something? Well, I even go to church and attend bible study groups every Wednesday, so there goes that notion.
Letar efter
Vad tycker du är attraktivt?
Intelligens, Snygga drag, Humor, Enorm skicklighet, Djärvhet, Spontanitet, Flirtighet, Kvickhet, Omtänksamhet
Vad letar du efter?
He loves God and has dedicated his life to following Jesus
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
He loves ANIMALS!
He's genuine
He's playful, but not immature
He's emotionally, physically, and mentally strong
He goes out of his way to help others, but not to gain fame or favor
He's kind of goofy
He's very tall and has big hands and shoulders (hey, I'm not saying it's necessary, but it's nice)
He's selflessly kind
He loves adventure
He's unique
He can make light of serious situations, yet still take them seriously
He's charming
He can sweep you off your feet
He remains calm and relaxed during crises
He is very gentle
He treats all people the same
He is dedicated to everything he does and everyone he cares about
He doesn't get hung up on little things
He always tries his best
He is understanding, and doesn't hold grudges
He's loyal
He's dependable
He makes you feel safe
He has a lot of confidence
He's loving
He's down to earth, and caring
He probably doesn't realize he's all of
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